Onboard sound uses CPU…

Is there not perhaps a bitter-sweet irony in the fact that people with onboard sound won’t hear, albeit figuratively, when you try to tell them that their sound system sucks. Literally. As in sucks up system resources.

http://techreport.com/reviews/2005q4/soundblaster-x-fi/index.x?pg=7

(Thanks to veubiah for the link)