Doctor: “Just keep an eye out for any thoughts you might have, you know, about dying or killing yourself. That can be a common side effect”
WTH. Dying is a common side effect? What are you prescribing me. Wait, was that a thought about dying? What if I happen to watch Jaws and think “OMG I DON’T WANT TO DIE?”, or I audition for Americal Idol and get rejected and think “OMG I JUST WANT TO DIE” when I realize what I’ve done, or if I catch a show with Rosie O’Donnell, should I dial 911?
Bas***d! Way to make me feel like a pyschological Clouseau: “Was that a bad thought or was that just me checking to see if I have had any bad thoughts?”
Side effects include: projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea and – in some cases – SDS (sudden death syndrome).
[Edit: Someone sent me this link ;)]